BRAND NEW LIVE GUIDED GROUP CLEARING EVENT...
Are you tired of feeling like your brain is a browser with 74 tabs open, all of them blaring different anxiety-inducing songs at full volume?
It's Monday morning. Your alarm didn't go off, your coffee maker decided to take a personal day, and your inbox is fuller than a tick on a lazy dog. Your stress levels are higher than a giraffe's necktie, and the day has barely begun. You take a deep breath, ready to try that meditation app you downloaded months ago, but who are we kidding? You don't have 20 minutes to sit cross-legged and contemplate your navel.
You promised yourself you'd hit the gym after work, but you're already negotiating with future-you about why tomorrow would be a better day to start. As for that side project you're passionate about? It's been collecting digital dust in a folder labeled "Someday."
Sound familiar?
You're not alone. We've all been there, caught in the hamster wheel of stress, our brains marinating in a cocktail of cortisol and adrenaline spicier than a ghost pepper burrito.
But what if I told you there's a way to hit the reset button on your brain in less time than it takes to microwave a burrito? A secret technique to transform your mindset faster than you can double-tap an Instagram post?
Introducing Reboot Your Brain:
Your express ticket to stress domination and mindset mastery in just 10 seconds flat.
Happening Dec 13th, 2025 @ 8 AM PST
LIVE Group Clearing Session Hosted By Christie Sheldon
We'll expose the sneaky ways stress is sabotaging your life faster than you can say "cortisol overload." Spoiler alert: It's not just making you cranky; it's messing with your body, mind, and energy field like a toddler in a China shop.
We'll teach you how to pinpoint your stress triggers with the precision of a heat-seeking missile. It's like having a GPS for your anxiety - but instead of "turn left at the next intersection," it's "chill out at the next meltdown."
Finally, we'll arm you with 10-second meditation hacks so powerful, they'll make traditional meditation look like it's running on dial-up. These are the big guns, folks - the P.H.U.K. technique that'll have you stress-free faster than you can spell "mindfulness."
This isn't about becoming some zen master who floats through life on a cloud of serenity. It's about becoming a stress-dominating, mindset-mastering badass who can handle whatever life throws at you - and look good doing it.
You'll walk away with a toolkit for instant calm that makes your current stress-coping strategies look like they were scribbled on a napkin during a panic attack. You'll learn how to reboot your brain so fast, even your laptop will be jealous
Ready to stop being a stress puppet and start being the puppeteer? Join us live and let's turn that mental mosh pit into a zen garden of badassery. Your future calm, cool, and collected self is waiting – and trust me, that version of you doesn't sweat the small stuff (or the big stuff, for that matter).
Don't let another cortisol-soaked day slip by. Click below and let's reboot your brain, one 10-second hack at a time.
P.S. Still feeling too stressed to click? Ask yourself this: How many more panic-inducing days can you handle? How many more nights do you want to spend tossing and turning, your brain running a marathon while you're trying to sleep? If those questions make your eye start to twitch, then what are you waiting for? Your future zen-master self is sending you an invitation. RSVP now, before your stress talks you out of it.
FAQ:
What's the latest I can purchase so that I can join live?
Answer: You have until 5 AM PST the DAY OF the Live session to purchase. Please note, you might not get your registration link in time to join live if you purchase after that cutoff.
What if I can't join live?
Answer: This Live session will be recorded and the replay will be sent out within 7 business days following the Live Broadcast.
Meet Christie Sheldon
Twenty years ago, I hit rock bottom and threw down a challenge to the universe: "Prove to me life can be better than this." The response? A crystal-clear message that changed everything: "Just say 'Yes'!"
That single "Yes" led me to discover that your intuition isn't just some woo-woo concept – it's your direct line to getting everything you want. EVERYTHING. Taking this simple truth, I've helped over 400,000 students unlock their own intuitive powers, became Mindvalley's #1 Author for eight consecutive years, and built a multi-million dollar coaching playground.
But here's the thing – I'm not special. I simply discovered a set of practical tools that anyone can use to create abundance. The same tools that transformed my life are exactly what I'm about to share with you. Because I remember what it feels like to be stuck, and I'm here to tell you: this isn't all life has to offer. Not even close.
For Support Issues or Questions, Please Email Us at ChristieMarieSheldon@gmail.com